March 2009

Rock Bottom.

Refers to the state of the Stock Market in said time.

“Bro I’m literally in March 2009”
“No it’s December 2023”
“No dumbass I mean I can’t see my life getting worse”

by Son of Stenhouse December 20, 2023

March Slap Ass Month

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

March 26th

National Vala Vegan day. A day to celebrate Vala and her purple hair.

Oh I'm sorry I can't go to the gym, its March 26th

by valavegan March 28, 2021

MURDEr meat march

The month of reckoning where any man where murder his meat

Bruh I'm really bouta murder Meat march

by Juicynwordjuicethe3rd. December 29, 2019

March 3

My best friends birthday where she has sex with her boyfriend cavan

Hey happy birthday it’s march 3 did you do it yet?

by Axsnys May 15, 2022

March 20

The most beautiful people are born on this day. If you ever look at them on the streets you will look back and say"Damn he/she is an angel." They are drama queens who are talented and skilled. Also, they have big lips live you look at those lips and just wanna touch it once.

Guys today's March 20th, you know what's coming don't you?
Of course, we do it is March 20, the day our precious y/n was born.

by cookinglikeachef November 23, 2021