March 2009

Rock Bottom.

Refers to the state of the Stock Market in said time.

“Bro I’m literally in March 2009”
“No it’s December 2023”
“No dumbass I mean I can’t see my life getting worse”

by Son of Stenhouse December 20, 2023

March 17th

Well March 17th is my birthday so we gotta through me in

Happy birthday Hannah! It's March 17th!

by gayest person<3 November 6, 2022

March 6th

March 6th is Prank Day.
do the most craziest prank you can think of.

"Its march 6th! Im gonna tell my dad my boyfriend got me pregnant!"

by dadwheredidyougocomeback March 6, 2023

cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

March 26th

National Vala Vegan day. A day to celebrate Vala and her purple hair.

Oh I'm sorry I can't go to the gym, its March 26th

by valavegan March 28, 2021

March 5th

March 5th is Ezyw_2's Birthday!!

"oh hey its march 5th , Thats Ezyw_2's birthday , i should go follow them on twitch!!"

by Ezyw_2 April 20, 2025

march 24

national weeb day. it is the day where all weebs assemble and shout cringe anime moves in public. anyone showing disapproval is deemed racist.

yup, its actually like it says there
"hey, its march 24. don't judge him"

by bigboinx March 24, 2025