Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.

"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.

by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013

MA LONG COCK

ITS BIG

Yo dude do u like MA LONG COCK

by MYLONGCOCK April 23, 2020

Autumn long

a homewrecker who only eats dry cereal and fast food.

Wow! Look at that girl trying to Autumn Long your man!

by starwarsgirl1 September 10, 2020

Dylan long shlong

Usually named Dylan Morgan and has ugly friends named max and Omar

Dylan long shlong has a massive shlong

by UGKDylan October 15, 2020

long neck

The ability to deepthroat

“she got a long neck”

by theredeyedpigeon December 24, 2021

Long

(of a vowel or syllable) being the greater of the two used in complete lengths.

Yes, here is a sentence:
"The bird's long tail feathers caught wind, and it glided effortlessly over a distance in the air."

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

long bells

noun; I love long bells. long bells is slang for the most beautiful girl in the world. she is so kind and bright and I hope she finds what she really needs in life i love you bells

noun; big balls

my long bells are itchy...

by calmbeforethestoem January 23, 2025