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David

David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.
sex me david. OHHH YES DADDY DAVID ITS SOOOO GOOD
by davidbond December 20, 2021
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David

1. A type of stubern donkey who gets into pointless discussions with other people to save his ego.
2. Tall men from ex soviet countries
"Damn, this dude in class is such a David. He kept yapping on about some pointless topic, by the time he was finished, everyone had already left the classroom."
by Mydudeyourdude December 27, 2021
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David is the type of guy that you’ll feel coming from a mile away. He’s so fat that he has to order custom made clothes. Besides this David is a pretty cool guy.
Bro your so fat, don’t be a “David”
by 4o8_pabla November 21, 2021
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David Morville

the most jaw dropping beautiful man on this planet, i want his dick inside of my mouth and i want to ejaculate on his face and give him pink eye until he is blind.
wow i can’t believe ur friends with david morville
by toogleboogle July 26, 2023
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David

There are 2 types of Davids, The dickhead and the mentally unstable one. The dickhead one is usually Romanian whilst the mentally unstable one is Portuguese. Romanian David is usually a wanna-be big man that tries to fit in with the 'HARD' guys, while the Portuguese David rages at mobile games after losing 1 match of PVP. Portuguese David likes to spend his life savings on one game, rage at the game, quit the game and come back to it 3 seconds later.
Guy 1: Who's that Romanian guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!
by JoinMyDiscord September 26, 2021
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David

is a hot guy who is respectful and funny he is quite but overprotective and will do anything and everything for his true love no matter what. He will always be there no matter what is happening at that moment and will kill anybody who hurts the people he cares about.
by The nightmare of life September 8, 2021
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Davide

A beautiful and cute boy. He is very sweet and kind. He will always be there for you when you need it. He cares a lot about his girlfriend and is the best person alive. He always makes games more fun when he joins you in it, he will put a smile right on your face when you take one look at him.
Girl 1: "Davide cares so much about his girlfriend!"

Girl 2: "I know right! He is so amazing!"
Girlfriend: "I have the best boyfriend in the world. :)"
by trashzy June 20, 2021
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