crack my ass

another saying for suck my ass when joking around

susan : you suck!
karen : crack my ass susan!! >;(

by ticklemybutthoe September 5, 2019

Crack dick slap

When the males genitals are covered in cocaine

and slaps the female in the face

causing cocaine to splatter on her face

making her feel worthless.

Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.

Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face

Jim: Yep I can see that

Olivia: Fuck you jim

by Phantom with pants August 23, 2011

mac-n-crack

Cookin' up some macaroni and cheese and topping it off with a little crack

I made some mac n' cheese, but i didn't have any salt. So I cooked up some crack and tossed it on there; now its mac-n-crack.

by Wigglytuff September 8, 2007

Crack Baby Name

A baby who was born while their mother was on crack and has a weird crack head name.

"You seen what Deeangeloquan did today" "man he got such a crack baby name"

by anonymous December 7, 2020

Cracking one off

Verb: to defecate explosively.

“Hey, JM, what are ya cracking one off in there?

by BobbyEyes November 2, 2018

Eres un crack

“Eres un crack” is a phrase used by usually Mexicans saying in a exaggerated “you are cool” or “you are very cool”

Juan: (does magic trick)
Joan: Eres un crack

by Ghost141 November 7, 2022

crack o cola

A caffeinated coke product.

Without my crack o cola in the morning, I'm not pleasant to be around.

by SkyKO January 21, 2017