Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned”

2. “Damn”

Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
—
You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”

by Fuck piss May 5, 2024

Butter my biscuit

To cum in between a woman’s 2 ass cheeks (like they are delicious biscuits) during sex

Ugh Matt butter my biscuit please

by xoxolanafan July 8, 2024

Can of Busted Biscuits

When over weight people wear clothes that are to small for them and extremely to tight.

Damn Keith look at that girl, she looks like a can of busted biscuits!

by Foot fungus February 6, 2025

Liquid for your biscuits

It means something is not that deep and you shouldn't sweat it.

Similar to "don't cry over spilled milk"

"chill out it's just liquid for your biscuits"
"Don't worry it's just liquid for your biscuits"

by MrJaeSword February 28, 2026

Don't get my biscuit buttered

A variation of 'Don't get me started'. Possibly originated from the YouTuber Carter Folian.

Person 1: Did you hear the news?

Person 2: Oh, don't get my biscuit buttered with that.

by V1nny_211 March 16, 2026

hive soggy dog biscuit

where a group of college students strip naked and go to a park; stand back to back in a circle, shit in there hand,
and throw it as far as they can and then each individual retrieves the person to their lefts faeces and who ever ejaculates onto the faeces first wins. The last person to finish has to eat everybody’s excretion.

oh man, what a night! we played played hive soggy dog biscuit again, i came straight away and tom had eat all the feaces!!

by the cheese man Mayer March 25, 2026

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025