Imagine your a god right? And your being punished by the other gods for something, so they send you back down to earth to be reincarnated as a mortal.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.
You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.
You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
by GuapAchmed August 23, 2023
Get the Hard Boiled Windmug. 
To that I say ride em' hard and leave em' wet
Look at that cowboy ride.
he sure knows how to "ride em' hard leave em' wet"
Look at that cowboy ride.
he sure knows how to "ride em' hard leave em' wet"
by lil_lamppost April 19, 2022
Get the ride em' hard and leave em' wetmug. People: makes fun of James Charles with old photos of him using “Hard for”
James: You the only one that my dick could get hard for
James: You the only one that my dick could get hard for
by Womp womp clown March 29, 2025
Get the You the only one that my dick could get hard formug. by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019
Get the Hard Rat Sausagemug. 
Get the hardmug. A rare sexy ass man and can be a little touchy at times. But don't worry he probably can wear shades and look hot as fuck in them and likes to play the flute and when I mean flute I mean he blows cock till it's hard and won't ever be laid at least by his sister. He will also probably be a cock doctor when he grows up because he is Doctor Hard.
by 69Masterbater September 16, 2017
Get the doctor hardmug.