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Alls Wells In Fargo

During a difficult moment in time (usually economic unrest, personal issues, pledging for a fraternity, etc), it is known that Wells Fargo survives most economic downturns far better than other banks due to their stringent traditional practices.
Ted: Man, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
John: Its okay man, Alls Wells In Fargo...
by Xeps November 2, 2011
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Walking on All Threes

An age old dilemma the male race has had to endure, entailing the hardship of blood flow from one organ being subdued by the needs of another. Refers to both the mental and physical effects of losing (typically male) peak mental facilities.

Can also be attributed to females in regards to her metaphorical dick, most commonly considered derogatory if used by a male unless one of these conditions apply:

-Said female is a lesbian (thus referring to her strap-on).
-Said male is in the friend zone and the girl will disregard his statement as he is a non-entity.
-Said female is, in fact, a transexual, or hermaphrodite.
-Said female is a honey badger

Layman's terms: Thinking with one's dick, or popping a boner or erection in public. Sporting a metaphorical woody.
Bob:"Ever since his girlfriend cut him off, Dave's been walking on all threes. He really isn't much for Algebra today, but he is playing a mean game of mobile horseshoes."

Dave: "I can't help but salute every hot chick that walks by! I've been walking on all threes the entire day!"

Sandy: "If I had a dick, I'd be walking on all threes for her."
Friend Zone Fred: No, I totally wouldn't, I'm only interested in you.
Sandy: Aw, how sweet, you're such a good friend.
Friend Zone Fred:(thinking to himself) Fuck.

(What Friend Zone Fred should've said) "What are you a lesbian? Kinky." "Fuck yeah, hold on, lets meet up later." "Yeah, I can be tectonic friends with her." "Reminds me, if we screwed I'd have you walking on all four's the next morning" Etc... Pretty much any option or combination thereof that'll probably get him smacked, anything but option A.

Seriously, don't be Fred.
by Harlequin's Smile December 23, 2011
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All Star Turban

When an indian friend has a turban and thinks hes good at basketball
That muslim indian fat fuck is an All Star Turban
by All Star Turban November 15, 2014
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Playing all sides

Someone who runs to the police when theres no protests going on over a guy she wanted to start an argument with for her own amusement, then says something like a police officer raped her when there are protests and riots, to play all sides and turn the police against everyone else, and everyone else against the police. People already have no good reason to trust the police when nobody is getting shot or locked up, and protests only invite police out to try and take control.
The girl had been playing all sides. The people who weren't hiring her didnt trust her, which fucked over females (and males) who werent phony, since they began to lose trust and faith in each other.
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020
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Playing all sides

Someone who looks for Achilles heels and sends gift horses is most likely playing the Greeks and the Trojans (and looking to win/profit either way).
by Solid Mantis December 31, 2020
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All saints school

All saints is a school full of trampy boys that cannot dress probably wearing jack ups And Sertain girls other there are holy wearing long ass skirts but the rest are opening their poom poom to give to the boys which is why the boys smell of tuna
All saints school: Trampy boys, tuna poom poom (sertain girls(
by All saints February 2, 2019
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all eyes on me

a britney spears song loads of girls like to sing at three sexy gals
amy sang all eyes on me at hannah, yazmin and caoimhe again today.
by circusbybritneyspears October 13, 2021
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