Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.

Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023

Graveyard Legs

To lose one’s manhood when entering between a females knees who is nothing more than a good time sally, or for the embryo of egg fertilization not to survive more than a week after creation because the womb of the woman is not fit to bare children.

Graveyard legs defined:
Her: I really want to try to a child.
Me: (knowing she’s had 3 miscarriages and 2 abortions) alright graveyard knees, let’s get passt dinner, and we’ll talk about it.

by Grimsteezy November 4, 2022

Two Legs

A stoner who always carries nugs.

Jersey is the coolest two legs.

by Peenlord April 14, 2019

boot legged weave

a hair extention, weave, or wig made or attatched to one's head without the help from a paid professional.

"Nah, her hair is hella bootsie. with her boot legged weave"

by Blissaaa November 3, 2007

Cost an arm and a leg

" Cost an arm and a leg" is a phrase that can be used to establish something for being very costly or expensive compared to feasible price.

" The tour tickets are all sold out. Any resale tickets will cost an arm and a leg!"

by LTpanther September 8, 2025

Legs

1. A substance's characteristic quality of having prolonged and sustained continuous release of its beneficial or sought after effects, albeit usually not at a level as when it was at its most extreme e.g. like when the user was peaking.

2. The ability to run.

1. "DAM dis dope got LEGS I been geeking nonstop for the past x hours, plus! ...even tho I shudda started comin down a while ago!"

2. "Dat foo got LEGS you see him sprint?"

by Azn Ryan September 12, 2023

Donald Duck Legs

Legs attached to an amazingly beautiful human. Donald Duck Legs are typicly seen as the most desirable, visually pleasing legs and are a very rare occurance in women and men all over the world

-Hey have you seen Jessica's recent instagram post?
-Yeah, she got the Donald Duck Legs
-Yeah man, she's so hot

by Andrew Verysmartman February 25, 2022