lobster walk

Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.

Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...

by Kris Patel January 18, 2016

Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.

"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"

by Pialinist July 22, 2024

mall-walking britches

A pair of pants that are naturally saggy and fall to the ankles when the person wearing them begins to move in any way.

That boy over yonder needs to pull up his mall-walking britches.

by Sgt. Sticky June 5, 2023

Walking Bones

When you smoke so much weed you feel like you're walking on your bones.

Man, I feel like I'm walking bones, man.

by Dah Trippy Panda January 12, 2014

gyspy-walk

when u go in a bush and shag like slags
sarah : lets go on a gypsy walk daniel!
daniel : ok i cant wait to fuck your arse

gyspy-walk

by gyspywalker February 12, 2024

walking taco

when a man and woman engage in a standing 69 while the man is walking

thank God my tinder date was small, I was able to perform a walking taco

by greenecounty April 23, 2019

Mayhugh Walk

A quick walk with somewhat of a spring to it, as in if they were ready to sprint at any second. Normally people who walk like this are awesome.

Jimmy: Johnson, that man is walking the Mayhugh Walk over there and embarrassing us all!

by unclesilky June 12, 2007