facebook fucked

the act of pretending to be friendly with someone who is kissing your ass so that they can legitimately add you to facebook the next day. this individual is usually a strange asian girl from the 2nd floor of ww, who may have been using drugs in 301's bathroom, and definitley was giving away too many hugs, and also definitely showed up at 2.30 am drank peach schnapps, ate some cake and left.

this girl got facebook fucked by maryam, cause maryam doesn't have facebook!

by TRN 305 April 13, 2008

Facebook Creeper

When someone (usually a guy) just looks for hot girls from other schools in the surrounding area. Sometimes because they cant get girls from their own school, or because the selection of girls at their school is bad. They then proceed to get their number and text them non-stop. Once you get one, the easier it is to get more and more and more and more. Usually never actually seeing them in person. Sometimes refereed to as "Creepin'"

Definition 1
Brandon- How does Dillon know all these girls?
Me- He just Facebook Creeps every night.
Brandon- What cant he get any girls from our school?
Me-Apparently not so he has to resort to adding every hot girl he sees on Facebook.
Brandon- He's such a Facebook Creeper.
Me- Word.

Definition 2
(Creepin')
Guy 1- Man the girls suck at our school.
Guy 2- Yeah thats why im creepin'.
Guy 1-Yeah i might go creepin' tonight.

by muscled pegasus February 18, 2011

facebook official

to be posted on facebook

Angela: Are you guys going out yet??
Lauren: Not quite, it's not facebook official

by twinkletoes6291 January 14, 2008

Facebook block account or facebook jail

facebook jail is the situation where FB user is temporary or permanently blocked to access some or full features of their facebook account due to violating Facebook laws

call 18002011917

facebook block account or facebook jail for any users account for 72 hrs for violating facebook community rules

by facebooktips June 25, 2019

facebook horror

ugly bitch on facebook who needs her ass kicked by her daddy. Ugly ho who just won't leave. She also talks shit to her self because she has no friends and no life and takes out her sexual frustration on urban dictionary and facebook trying to suck the life out of other people who look better than her ugly ass. She jacks off her 1 inch penis 5 times a day while having a turkey shoved up her ass and is a no lipped bastard who uses clown make up to mask her lizard like appearance. Shes also going bald and doesnt shave her body hair. She calls men who reject her gay while being totally oblivious of the fact that it was because shes just plain ugly. She'll often believe that shes a 10 and needs to be reminded that shes a 0. People call her a slut but I know she isn't because no man in his right mind would ever have sex with that ugly dried up cunt.

Damn that facebook horror is one ugly motherfuker. I wish i can remove her from my list just so that I don't have to see her horrific looking face everday but I don't want to hurt her feelings because she might jump off an overpass.

by ur face& ur ass looks thessame February 6, 2010

facebook whore

someone who posts status just for attention and or to see how many likes it gets. also acts completely different on the internet than in person. normally a man whore or douche back that only wants ass, yet is still a virgin.

Caleb; DUDE! i just got 56 likes on a status about my broken heart!

Sam; well, i got 158 likes on my status because i called my girlfriend's mom a wench!

Caleb; LETS HAVE MATCHING STATUS'S AND WE'LL SEE WHO GETS MORE LIKES!

Both; *puts pussy status talking about how heart broke they are over a girl they've know for 2 days, or how big of a whore they are.*

Everyone on facebook; "what a couple of facebook whores."

by camelcruchinpussymonster69 August 2, 2011

Facebook Blast

When everyone posts the same post at once

John: AT 7pm everyone Facebook Blast "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"
(7PM comes and everyone "blasts facebook newsfeeds" with "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"

by Mr. Munster October 9, 2014