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The New Fashioned Double Thumb Around

Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.
"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"
by Steamer Bean January 1, 2025
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Rule of thumb

An approximate way of doing something based on presumptions rather than fact. Contrary to popular belief, the idea the law once allowed a husband to beat his wife as long as the device was no thicker than his thumb is false, as such assaults were outlawed for centuries in common law, although the ban wasn't generally codified in written law until the 1980s.
A driver kept going 5 mph over the speed limit, thinking the police had a rule of thumb that it was a waste of time to give out a ticket to anyone going anything lower than that.
by BlastFurnace February 27, 2025
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Capo of The Thumb

A high ranking individual in Project Moon's The Thumb, which is a Syndicate. a Capo ranks higher than Soldatos and just below Sottocapos.
Ryoshu: "That's a capo of the thumb.."
Dante: <He looks strong, Meursault, turn into Capo of The Thumb.>
Meursault: "It will be done."
by 히스클리프 August 26, 2025
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Rule of thumb

A rule of thumb is a general guideline or basic principle that people use based on experience, not an exact rule or law.

The origin of the phrase likely comes from using the thumb as a quick measuring tool (about an inch wide)
“As a rule of thumb, if pasta sticks to the wall, it’s done cooking.”
by soph2018392 September 8, 2025
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San Francisco Thumb Punch

...the sexual act , by a male usually, of reaching around and inserting a thumb into one's anus, before pooping on the sidewalk,
I saw someone downtown on the sidewalk giving himself the San Francisco Thumb Punch. He must have been constipated because he was in there for a while...
by ThatsFuctUp September 17, 2025
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Up ya bum with a rubber thumb

Rhyming Slang

Like up ya nose with a rubber hose
by KcnDave September 8, 2023
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on the tip of my thumb

The maddening feeling when that perfect emoji disappears from your keyboard just when you need it.
Man, where’s that emoji with the squiggly smile?!? It’s on the tip of my thumb—but I’ve scrolled forever and still can’t find it!
by pineconehotdog July 22, 2025
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