fucker-bastard

Usually said in a playful way to a friend or peer.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.
My mate: Nice shirt, the pink really brings out your love of men
Me: Shut up you fucker-bastard
by Big_mickey_bloke April 15, 2023
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slimy little fucker

a bitch ass friend/ hoe who tries to either A. flirt with your boyfriend or B. flirts with the boy you like know you like him/her
"Maddie is such a slimy little fucker, she's flirting with jack knowing I like him. Fucking hoe."
by taliaisonesexymf101 March 28, 2022
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Ass Fucker

When someone is being a dick and a pain in the ass at the same time.
“Jeez Johnson stop being such an ass fucker!”

“Holy shit this school is filled with a bunch of ass fuckers.”
by XxMoist_BaconxX January 01, 2019
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Ass Fucker

Sometime who causes a pain in your Ass.
When my dad would punish me. It would be because he it's indeed a Ass Fucker
by A Special Touch March 25, 2021
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Fucker: Pussy Ass Poo

This is my name, for Lady Caca's third movie, a parody, of Joker: Folie A Deux.
Will anyone, still want, to see Lady Caca's Fucker: Pussy Ass Poo, or watch something else? Why is Lady Caca, still in the movies!?
by I'mcrazy July 10, 2024
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Cuddle fucker

A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.
Wow, I’m so ashamed I just got duped by that cuddle fucker!
by Lobizzle October 08, 2018
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butthurt mother fucker

A guy that just had a breakup with their gf and become insane and say they don't need girls in order to hide that they're butthurt as fuck. After the breakup, literally any attractive girl they see they will say, "they're for the streets" even when they know absolutely nothing about them. They also might frequent the gym, saying "bros over hoes" when in reality they are absolutely devastated mentally and emotionally.

Being resentful is not a bad thing, it's a natural part of human nature that occurs when a loved one is suddenly not in their life anymore. This shit is so fucking cringy when guys pretend that a breakup hasn't affected them in any way like its SO OBVIOUS, they're taking 400mg of tren per week, going to the gym, and pretty much belittling every attractive girl you see even though in the back of ur head you know you want to form a new relationship. Even gym bros know the importance of having a girl in your life. Yes, if you've been through many relationships then maybe it's time to take a break, but don't become a misogynist incel for the love of god. Take life with a grain of salt, it's not the end of the world to have a breakup, there's plenty of more fish in the sea, you're going to make it, trust me.
Stop being a butthurt mother fucker bro. Also stop saying girls only care about height when u asking out girls that are a good 4-8 inches taller than u. Ur telling me that it isn't natural for a girl 5'8"+ to want a man that's at least 6 feet tall? fuck outta here. Would a taller guy have an advantage in dating over a short guy? Evolutionarily and scientifically, yes, but it is not everything. There is so many more things in a man and women as well that makes them attractive, like looks, hair, personality, voice, muscle mass, intelligence, so much shit, never forget that stuff. i've been writing this for a good hour now and its getting late so I hope anybody reading this gets an ego boost and gets their head out of the fucking swamp.
by Hamburger harold November 04, 2021
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