Road Shit

Being inebriated to a point at which one would voluntarily defecate in the street

"Bro you gonna get road shit tonight?"

by Patty2020202020202020202020 May 5, 2017

Ghost Shitting

A sport where participants sneak into other peoples toilets' and take a shit, without flushing and without the knowledge of the toilet owner. This can be done to someone you know or a complete stranger, opportunities to ghost shit in a stranger's toilet are limited but the existence of outdoor toilets in sheds can create great opportunities

'Honey!, I just went out to do the washing and you've left a turd in the loo' 'I never use that toilet, maybe someone was Ghost Shitting last night'

by The Ghost Shitter March 13, 2012

Shit&Quit

When one has a savior hate for their job and would like to quit but can not afford to. Instead of quitting one needs to be in fact be fired so he/she may collect unemployment. In order to achieve said goal, at the busies part of one’s afternoon he/she gets up and stand atop their desk, drop trou, and proceed to take a large steaming pile of shit on top of the desk and all it’s office contents. The Shit&Quit usually occurs most in a cubical based working environment.

Around the water cooler the next day… “Did you hear about sally? She went crazy and shit&quit on her desk! They escorted her out and fired her on the spot!”

by Melissa & Phoebe December 22, 2005

flippin shit

A one of a kind word that describes an experience, person, place, or thing

That was flippin shits hard

You're flippin shits whack

by dumbhoe69 September 21, 2019

Shitting Yellow

A term to describe someone as young.
Relates to the colour of a babies faeces at a young age.
Often used by older people to describe younger people.

Young Man: Can't wait it's my birthday tomorrow.
Old Man: Oh, how old are you going to be?
Young man: 23
Old Man: Bloody hell, you're still shitting yellow.

by XI_GREGGERS_IX November 15, 2016

Rib Shits

a condition induced by consuming a large quantities of pork products, or a lesser quantity of highly seasoned pork products, marked by painful indigestion, heartburn and possibly diarrhea.

Rich ate vast amounts of highly seasoned pork products and is now suffering from rib shits.

by shittinribs September 13, 2010

Shit Goggles

Condition in which an individual is completely indoctrinated in to the mindset of a larger group, society, organization, religion, etc... to the point of delusion.

1. Jay couldn't understand me, he could only tow the party line. He clearly sees the world through Shit Goggles.

2. The Mormon missionary at the door was telling me some crap about "eternal bliss, on my own planet, with as many wives as I want." He was wearing some serious Shit Goggles.

3. They passed out the Shit Goggles on Monday, and on Wednesday, they all drank the Kool-Aid.

by pikamtn October 18, 2010