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Cranberry tree

Cranberry trees are what cranberries grow on. Many people confuse that cranberries grow on trees, but they come from trees. The native word for cranberry trees is actually Hilaphinia Plontunos.
by Rebellious pony November 27, 2018
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go eat a christmas tree

max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!
by haddadoitonem December 18, 2023
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tree knocking

A scare tactic that Big Foot used to scare people out of the forest
While hiking in the forest we heard tree knocking and made a hasty exit.
by The squatcher Dr August 14, 2020
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bang the tree

yo jaysler, ill catch you later im finna go bang the tree
by swagboii_63 April 19, 2024
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Mystical tree

The root where all wisdom is born.
The mystical tree enlightened me about what women really want!
by Sohn von mystical tree September 17, 2023
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Golden Tree Feat

Golden Tree Feat or simply Golden Tree is a term coined by the Death Battle Fan community. It’s a reference to the episode Beast Vs Goliath, in which the character analysis for Beast they say he lifted a tree made out of gold but later in the post fight analysis said that he did not lift the ENTIRE tree.

The term is ultimately used to describe moments where either the show or any other individual or entity brings up one point ultimately to disregard it all together by themselves.
Person 1: I could never hurt another living creature
Person 2: ok
Person 1: except maybe like idk an evil scorpion that wants to kill kids… and eat dogs.
Person 2: wow what a total Golden Tree Feat.
Person 1: say niche internet subculture buzzwords to me again and I’ll wring your spine like a towel.
by TheBigRaccAttacc November 22, 2024
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Fellon's Tree Removal

An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.
Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."
by Double take July 10, 2025
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