French shit

When a big turd kisses your cheek on the way out. Oft requires broader wiping.

I took a french shit just now, there's no wet wipes left

by Jcerrino August 20, 2024

French Helicopter

When you shove a baguette up your butt

Yo she hit me with that French helicopter last night. I started screaming in French. I don’t even know French

by October 03, 2021

french wheel

A specific type of Cuban that worries exsessively about his hair and plays baseball

Wow that Clint is such a French wheel

by Chrisvisaggio November 14, 2017

French starfish

When you and your partner spread your butt cheeks and touch anuses in a circular motion.

I walked in on my mom and dad doing the French starfish and was scarred for life. I can still smell it

by cdbruce August 20, 2023

French echo

When you fart in someone's mouth while they sleep with their mouth open

Bro listen to this french echo I did to you last night...
Bro watch me french echo your mum...
I can still taste that french echo you gave me last night... It's cabbage!

by Goat balls January 25, 2025

Joe French

Tallest guy in KS3

Wow hardman joe French

by Ktykne fxqnr brkkj October 04, 2018

Pink French Fry

A small soft skinny penis

“We went to hook up but he had a pink French fry so I got up and walked out”

by Anon355 November 06, 2019