bacon nerd

A person that will try and eat any kind of bacon anywhere, anytime.

Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.

by isoskepsis December 1, 2018

Nerd

A nerd is a person who studies but SAYS "I'M NOT A NERD GODAMMIT" They also might not get good marks but they STUDY WAYY TO MUCH.

My friend: Hey! Wait why are you studying so much? Lol are you a nerd?
Me: SJDAJDJSJDPASJDPASO STOP SAYING THAT BAKA-

by ImJisooImOkay September 22, 2021

Nerd

If you’re reading this, you’re a nerd.

“Yo, look at that nerd reading a dictionary”
“Lmfao, what a nerd”

by Wayne.Kerr July 12, 2023

Nerd neck

Just a freaking nerd neck, what you think?

Shut up nerd neck...

Skyler Adreon made this so shut up Jerry your a nerd neck!

by L.skee July 8, 2019

Nerd's Corollary

The logical, if frustrating realistic corollary to Moore's Law regarding the number of transistors on a microchip. In as much as Moore's Law is used to estimate reductions in the cost per unit of computers, so will the reduced cost of the computers be converted to more processors purchased if the programmers are left unchecked.

The following conversation could have been avoided if Fred had applied the Nerd's Corollary to the purchase of new computers:

"Fred, I thought you said that if we bought the quad core machines, we could reduce the number of computers in the server room and save costs. Why do we have more servers than when we started and are over budget?"

"Well, we needed more machines because with the new speed and power, we discovered we could re-thread the re-factored process and parallelize the... (Fred's eyes glaze over and the rest of the information is lost in this discussion)"

by Metalman007 December 4, 2012

Nerd

A person who loves to read books, always needs to study, streotype, wears glasses.

⚠️ATTENTION⚠️
NERD IS NOT SOMEONE WHO HAS GOOD GRADES

Kylie is a nerd!
Why is he so nerdy!?

by Renet_Gacha-Life.cz August 8, 2020

Spooky Nerd

A little lightweight weeb piece of shit that dates about 138 girls a week, He gets ever GF from Roadblox and Fortnite, and the way he does it is Fortnite dances

AJ is one Spooky Nerd

by Tecni246 August 9, 2018