Jesus H. Fuck

that phrase you shout when you something terribly unbelievable happens

Kid: I shot the retarded kid!
Dad: Jesus H. Fuck!

by ChopSuey235 September 23, 2023

Fucking

A term used for describing sexual intercourse.

I loved fucking you last night

by Austin Ignacio Flores November 12, 2020

Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy

when you run over a homeless man and he's still alive

"Fred Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy" "ok i guess were gonna be criminals today"

by kill me pls bro now ill murder May 14, 2022

fuck father

Zeus, the supreme fuckboy.

All these fuckboys, but who's the fuck father?
Zeus, probably.

by KillgarraghForever February 20, 2022

Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009

fuck-mergency

Fuck-mergency - a situation in which fucking immediately is neccessary to prevent imminent doom

"There's no time! Just take off your pants! This is a fuck-mergency!"

by Rouge3456701 July 8, 2022

what the fuck

why can i add shit

like really what the fuck

by murpturnip September 1, 2021