fuck father

All these fuckboys, but who's the fuck father?
Zeus, probably.
by KillgarraghForever February 20, 2022
mugGet the fuck fathermug.

Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey
Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...
by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009
mugGet the Fuck Monkey Buttmug.

fuck-mergency

Fuck-mergency - a situation in which fucking immediately is neccessary to prevent imminent doom
"There's no time! Just take off your pants! This is a fuck-mergency!"
by Rouge3456701 July 8, 2022
mugGet the fuck-mergencymug.

Fuck as drunk

Fuck as duck is when the speaker is so drunk he slurs his words. Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea, where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet seat becomes like a pillow. You also slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.
Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fuck as drunk?

Todd: bro your already fuck as drunk, because you’re slurring your words
by Fucked as drunk June 9, 2018
mugGet the Fuck as drunkmug.

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