No Wank Day

July 8th is national no wank day for the Bois: anyone who breaks this sacred act on this day is gay, nothing but gay.

Guy 1: dude I just busted over your sister
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀

by Jo Dada July 7, 2020

Wyatt Wank

When a male person is jacking off and their unnecessarily attractive mother comes in and finishes them off.

Wyatt was masturbating until his hot mom came in and performed the Wyatt Wank.

by _Hrob_ March 20, 2023

Wank-dangling

When a dude dangles his cock expectantly (at face-level), waiting for it to be wanked. The penis is usually imagined to be swinging and flopping around simultaneously. Synonymous to: wangle.

Stop wank-dangling, I'm not in the mood!

by tallz July 18, 2012