Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
by Eli Vitolio Stinky April 27, 2022
Get the Ashton Burnsmug. by Senor Toilet October 18, 2008
Get the Roof Burnmug. by nrml February 12, 2024
Get the I can’t let my eggs burnmug. Prefixed with “he would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .
That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Get the fag burn in a fur coatmug. After a long hard school year of wanting to beat the shit out of your fellow classmates and fuck the female students and teachers you get to relax at night after the last day of school at a nice bonfire where you burn all your school books along with the hatred memories with a couple of friends obviously no black lives matter activists aloud and have fun
Hey can De'Andre come to burning of the books? "Does he support black lives matter?" Yes.... "Then no" but he plays Pokemon go "fuck it he can come"
by Old toilet seat July 17, 2016
Get the Burning of the booksmug. Redness, itching and pain, similar to a mild sun burn, in the area surrounding the anus, resulting from especially toxic flatulence.
by Burned_Up_Right_Now March 16, 2012
Get the Farts Degree Burnmug. When the pizza is just out of the oven or the chicken is just out of the fryer and you can't wait so you stuff it in your greedy mouth and burn all the inside of it.
by Moonstick July 16, 2022
Get the Greedy burnsmug.