Provenance Pickle

An involuntary bowel movement upon hearing the value of an antiquity.

Charlotte was on Antiques Roadshow with that ugly painting she had hanging behind the chiffonier in her boudoir. When she found out it was worth $69,0000 she lost control and beefed a Provenance Pickle into her bloomers.

by Beef Mcgriddle February 13, 2021

Pickle head

Pickle head is used to describe someone as being a dumb, ignorant, or frustrating individual.

"Good Lord, he is such a pickle head"
"You are so pickle headed!"

by Spooky Duckz February 19, 2022

pickles

An awful date, where the girl destroys a basket of deep fried pickles

That date was pickles!

by PickleDateVibes January 12, 2023

Pickled cookie

The act of retardness
This can also be used as a slur against someone

example 1:

James: does something stupid
Alex : you fucking pickled cookie

Example 2:

Alex : gets 20% on maths test
“Oh ,pickled cookie”

by Vroshagger66115 November 10, 2019

titty pickles

a gigachad with breasts so large no spiderman costume can contain them

"have you seen titty pickles titties?"
"you can't miss em"

by titty pickles February 25, 2022

salty pickles

mcdonalds

whAT YOU GOT THE JOB AT SALTY PICKLES?? NOW U GIVEN ZENDAYA A SOMETHING

MIGHT USE DAT SALTY PICKLES HIRE TO TURN MY ENTREPRENEUR ENTERPRISE ECOMMERCE TO A SIDE HUSTLE THIS MAY OR FALL.

by kyreethemap May 24, 2023

pickled nutsack

when a guy doesn't shower for three days and his nuts get pickled in his own ball juices.

What's that smell? Pickled Nutsack.

by Butzen Katzen November 10, 2010