a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
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The feeling of always needing to try to be funny, or feeling as though people expect you to do something funny at any given time.
"Why does Dave always act so weird when we smoke?"
"He's got a bad case of Clown Syndrome, we should really talk to him about it."
"He's got a bad case of Clown Syndrome, we should really talk to him about it."
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Austin: yeah he’s on some serious clown behavior
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