Texas trumpet

The act of fingering another anus while cupping the balls with the same hand and concurrently sucking the penis.

Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

Texas Transferring

A gay sex move in which you smush tips together and ejaculate into eacother's urethra one after another. Originated in Austin, Texas.

Hey dad, have you and Paul tried Texas Transferring? It really helped connect me and Mike.

by jimmy daddy April 1, 2025

Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

Texas Tugboat

The act of covering a woman's ass with Barbecue Sauce, then licking it off

"Dude, I need to stop at the store."
"Why?"
"I'm giving my girl a Texas Tugboat."

by Derpmannoob March 22, 2024

Texas

A word meaning things like "hot", "sexy" or good looking.
Also to show that you have a crush on someone.

I think you're kinda Texas.
I think Jupiter is texas.
You're Texas.

by Jupite December 30, 2021

goodnight texas

An amazing indie folk band

Dude goodnight Texas slaps fr

by The mandarin January 16, 2022

Texas

A state where everyone else in the US thinks is full of cowboys but is actually full of femboys, Asians, rednecks, Mexicans, oil, Indians, and grass.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Texas
Person 1: howdy partna!
Person 2: God darn it, I’m going to have have one of these talks again.

by StormBread November 22, 2021