rusty wilbur

When a male hasn't had sex for a substantial period of time, he might warn his partner that his wilbur (his penis) is a little rusty (out of practice).

Just to warn you, I've got a Rusty Wilbur.

by Ulare4 October 6, 2022

rusty ram

After performing anal sex without a condom, the male then stabs his partner in the eye with his penis, resulting in pink eye.

Note: it is not a “rusty ram” unless the partner gets a 1/4 inch of crust on the eye!

“Did you hear Heather is sick? She just got back from her trip from Las Vegas!”

“Yeah, some dude gave her a rusty ram!”

by Timayyyyyyyyyy October 8, 2022

Rusty Basement Key

Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.

Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.

by muphinman January 4, 2022

Rusty muffler

When you’re doing anal and the person receiving lets out a big fart around your dick

I was banging this chick in the ass last night and she had bad gas. Gave her the ole rusty muffler

by Bodacioustatas69 January 21, 2022

Rusty Sushi

The act of tongue punching an Asian person's fart box; similar to a Rim Job

I met this cute Japanese girl on tinder the other night and took her back to my place for some Rusty Sushi

by Rustysushiford December 19, 2021

Rusty Scissors

A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.

I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.

by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021

Scrub rusty clamps

To fuck an older woman who hasn't had sex in years

Hey guys I can't go to the bar I'm gonna scrub rusty clamps

by Big ńick digga December 24, 2021