Retard

The guy searching up the definition of retard even when he clearly knows it.

"The retard just looked up the definition, funniest shit i've ever seen"

by annoyingguy June 11, 2020

retard nate

A fat gay inbred jew who fucks his sister and rapes his mom while she sleeps He has no friends and deserves nothing but death and to be fucked by a dog in the ass

oh look its that dog fucker nate what a fucking retard nate is

by Nate fucker March 27, 2023

Retardation

When someone is being retarded.

My friend was being so retardation yesterday that I has to pretend like I didnt know him .

by 2+3=5 July 6, 2019

Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.

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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

ex.2

"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."

by mojavebabee May 21, 2024

Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996

Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then

by MicrowaveCurry February 19, 2022

Retarded

Noah Welshhans

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I am retarded!

by E! Molk ka February 12, 2019

Retard Rosie

Some girl named retard Rosie who has a obsession with Billie eyelash

Her: I live Billie eyelash
Me:what if you fought her stalking you.

Her: I’d be jumping with joy telling her I love her
Me: I told you retard Rosie had a weird obsession with Billie eyelash. Though Billie is good at singing, so is twenty one pilots you should check them out to see a beautiful bean and a beautiful drummer any way if one of them was stalking me I’d be scared. Because I’m not retard rosie

by Chicken hole November 27, 2019