Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.
You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!
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Get the Mashed potatoes mug.During the covid-19 pandemic, cruising houses on Zillow while stuck at home became a national pastime. Enter, Zillow Gone Wild. This Instagram account rocketed to popularity in 2020 for its snarky yet accurate descriptions of unusual real estate listings. A particularly opulent Dover, MA listing included, among other excesses, a fully stocked potato shed. It sold in 2021 for an eye-popping $13,250,000. Subsequent Zillow Gone Wild posts frequently reference "no potato shed" in their intros, meaning that it's great but there's still room for extra bling.
On today’s episode of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, Part 39.
🚨🚨🚨Listing outlink
$1,450,000
New Berlin, WI
6 bd, 7 ba
6,254 sq ft
17.49 acres
Plenty of room for a potato shed.
🚨🚨🚨Listing outlink
$1,450,000
New Berlin, WI
6 bd, 7 ba
6,254 sq ft
17.49 acres
Plenty of room for a potato shed.
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Get the potato shed mug.A multi-purpose word that can describe a (1) someones behaviour or (2) a person.
(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.
(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.
Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.
(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.
(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.
Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.
“I had a potato moment, I selected the wrong order!”
“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”
“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”
“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”
“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”
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(to be read in a German accent)
"Hey Franz, I'm in the mood for a wild Backyard Potato Party tonight! Let us go to the Beer garden and find us many sexual deviants into ass play to bring back with us!"
"What a fantastisch idea, Hans!"
"Hey Franz, I'm in the mood for a wild Backyard Potato Party tonight! Let us go to the Beer garden and find us many sexual deviants into ass play to bring back with us!"
"What a fantastisch idea, Hans!"
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