A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.
John-Paul established the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom over varying portions of southern China, with himself as the "Heavenly King" and self-proclaimed younger brother of Jesus Christ, and is blamed for inciting The Taiping Rebellion.
Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
John-Paul established the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom over varying portions of southern China, with himself as the "Heavenly King" and self-proclaimed younger brother of Jesus Christ, and is blamed for inciting The Taiping Rebellion.
Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
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1.
Mom: ‘Did you remember to wash your Diddly-John’s in the shower?’
Son: ‘Why yes! I did!’
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Paul: ‘Diddly-John! That was a close one!’
Mom: ‘Did you remember to wash your Diddly-John’s in the shower?’
Son: ‘Why yes! I did!’
2.
Dan: ‘Holy crap! That guy’s car almost hit us!’
Paul: ‘Diddly-John! That was a close one!’
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