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Dirty Honey Mustard

When you put a spoon of honey into your mouth, while putting yellow food dye on the tip of your dick. You then engage in sex with a woman, but before you cum, you spit the honey into her ass, and cum into her ass, which when the cum mixes with the yellow food dye, will make a consistency similar to mustard. You will then take a chicken nugget and dip it in, enjoying the meal together.
Connor: "Yo bro, that Dirty Honey Mustard last night was insane!"
by Jorshleflisher July 17, 2025
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"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."
by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025
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Shedim Honey Badger

A demonic beast created by a lesser Shedim lord. It is a honey badger infused with hellfire and demonic ichor, amplifying its natural fearlessness into an unholy, chaotic wrath. It is a Physical-Tier threat, viewed by Lucifer as a messy, uncontrollable, and annoying pest.
Lucifer is angry about the creation of the shedim honey badgers.
by TEMPERALTEMPLAR October 19, 2025
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Mesopotamian honey bath

You have a sticky gang bang with honey it’s an ancient ritual. What goes back to 2335 BCE
Sargon of Akkad had many Mesopotamian honey baths
by Dystopian Willy guys December 4, 2025
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BOG Honey

The honey which spills over the table, because some jerk left it open. It usually encounters when you put it in a box with a champagne and bag of nuts.
Person A: OMG! Look there, the BOG Honey fricking spilled over.
Person 2: Welp, that happens, I guess.
by Perrito_SLO January 21, 2026
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Half Dressed Honey

Wow the beach is just chock full of half dressed honeys today.
by Adapt April 4, 2008
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Spider in a honeycomb

A person you believe to be hot/cute/good-looking but is not. Usually used when texting or talking online with a stranger or a friend's friend.
"So I heard Dave has been texting some new girl?"
"He was until he found out she was a spider in a honeycomb."
"Oh....sucks to be him."
by allthewayfrom1886 December 4, 2011
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