snake

a girl that lies or goes against you and is a fake friend, slags you off behind your back then is nice to your face.

Stacey’s such a snake, i told her not to talk to the boy i like but she did it anyway

by savetheturtleslol July 24, 2019

Flag

Get the snakemug.

Velvet Snake

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.

Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?

by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022

Flag

Get the Velvet Snakemug.

Bearded Snake

When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.

'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'

by Big goochie hillis October 10, 2016

Flag

Get the Bearded Snakemug.

Snake pit zero

One who claims to save lives at the Indy 500, but in actuality gives CPR to healthy, breathing people.

Did you hear about the girl named Snake Pit Zero that could have killed someone at the Indy 500??

by GFYAH December 10, 2019

Flag

Get the Snake pit zeromug.

Even though "A" and "B" are dating, "A" likes to talk to other guys when "B" isn't around. I don't know how she does it, what a snake!

What a snake! Even though the sign says, "No dogs on the beach," there she is, walking her dog like she owns the place.

by Zalla October 5, 2016

Flag