A 25-35 year old man who has sexual relations with a woman who is 55-105 years old. Therefore a man who wipes the dust off of an elderly woman's cunt with his wang
Reis: Dude, you fucked my great grandmother?!
Anthony: Yeah man, it was legendary
Reis: You cunt duster!
Anthony: Yeah man, it was legendary
Reis: You cunt duster!
by TH@ $H1+ July 27, 2009
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All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.
Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"
Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"
Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"
All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.
Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"
Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"
Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"
by ribbertjie January 1, 2013
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Person 1: Dude I just tried calling Jim.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.
by Hey Jack November 27, 2016
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Usually ginger in appearance with a appreciation of Hawaiian shirt and un-natural love of dogs
Usually ginger in appearance with a appreciation of Hawaiian shirt and un-natural love of dogs
Spotting a unsuspecting pedestrian in the road whilst driving round a corner;
"Look there's that cunt Mark"
"Look there's that cunt Mark"
by Bigus Dickus Dilly Dilly November 27, 2019
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A money grubbing gold digging individual whose materialistic gain has been attained solely by said individual's manipulatively flagrant use of her gaping vagina or his ever ready anus in a long line of high profile calulated short term relationships with the rich and desperate.
A money grubbing gold digging individual whose materialistic gain has been attained solely by said individual's manipulatively flagrant use of her gaping vagina or his ever ready anus in a long line of high profile calulated short term relationships with the rich and desperate.
Rich old Mort hadn't had much luck with the ladies since the amputation of his left leg at the thigh. To avoid being someone's sympathy fuck he frequented flashed cash at all the trendy bars which made him the perfect mark for that "cunting-whore" Maria.
by Mskittypurrs May 30, 2019
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"Can I come to your place on Boxing Day? The wife's family are coming round and it'll be the usual cunts' circus!"
"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"
"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"
by Craig in the Hat January 26, 2009
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