Sam

When you take such a mean shit the stench it makes will have you puke in your mouth on the toilet or throw up completely.

I just took the meanest Sam of my fucking life i puked in my mouth!

by xWIXLeo November 15, 2023

Sam Hyde

The ghost of kiev.

A.k.a Trotsky's creation.

To defend his creator's homeland he went back to Ukraine to fight the russo-ukraine war.
He came to be known as the ghost of Kiev.

Created in a Kentucky fried chicken with Trotsky's brother, colonel sanders, in Illinois 1917.
The being known as Sam Hyde came to be.

by 0∅7 November 17, 2023

sam altman

Open AI ex-CEO

Sam Altman has been abruptly fired by his company’s board of directors

by Hanamguy November 18, 2023

Sam

Sam is the name of somebody who is an absolute don, if you are looking for a tall handsome man then sam is the right guy you’re looking for. Would highly recommend if any girl is looking for a relationship or anybody needs a real friend sam is the perfect person for you.

Sam is the Don
Sam is my husband
Sam is him

by justaregularuser November 19, 2023

Sam

Sam is the name of a person who is an absolute Don. He is a tall darkskin and a very handsome guy who i would highly recommend for any girl who’s looking for a real relationship. He is also an absolutely amazing friend and gentleman so if you are looking for a good friendship Sam is the man for that.

Oh that’s that Sam guy you were talking about?
OMG is that SamTheDon?

by justaregularuser November 20, 2023

Sam Burch

Sprints home from College because he hates everyone there. Shares a room with his monkey of a brother and microwaves bacon in a sad attempt to get the protein in and is part of the itty bitty titty committee.

Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.

If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.

Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.

This is Sam Burch

Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?

Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...

by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023

Sam

Sams are very tall, but most are gentle giants with a taste for cooking. Do not try and get them to eat fish, they will simpluly step on you.
However, Sams are kind, humble and fucking sexy beings, so much to the point where you would be foolish not to date one, as they can be whatever you like.

If there were more Sams, the world would be a better place.

by wghyamihere April 11, 2023