jacob

A little bitch that has nice yams and loves guns..... Murcia fuck ya

my name is jacob and i got a new suppressor

by ilovemurica69 October 15, 2019

Jacob

The kinda guy that would crash into another car in his highschool parking lot and drive off and then only tell one person so they could help try to fix his car with a plunger and boiling water

Me: did Jacob just drive off after kitting that care in the basin.

Yeah that’s a real Jacob move

by Jacob hit a car in the basin October 30, 2018

Jacob

Dense

That guy is so jacob

by Durry Muncher November 25, 2017

Jacob stan

A term usually used to insult people you don't like. Jacob stan referring to #TeamJacob in the Twilight fandom.

Omg quit it Jacob stan!

by Claymyerzz October 1, 2021

Jacob Tyler

A Jacob Tyler is the cutest boy ever. He is a really smart kid and is willing to help anyone who needs it. He's the kind of guy you want to date, but never talks to you. You don't want to date him for his looks or for how smart he is, you genuinely just love his personality. He's the kind of boy that would cheer you up if you really needed it.

Dang, you're friends with Jacob Tyler? You must be the luckiest person ever!

by blankethuman January 12, 2022

Jacob Ortiz

Someone who is chopped

Yo Jacob Ortiz is so chopped he doesn’t wanna get on apex

Gurt: yo

by Doug3 May 7, 2025

Jacob

Jacob. Theres 2 kinds. Height wise: they can be really tall.... Or really short. Personality wise: The ones who are real assholes and then these ones >> The guy of your dreams but you dont see it right away. He is a real gentleman when he is dating a girl and the best part about being with a Jacob is joking around him. He is the funniest kid you will ever meet.A cute guy. Personality is great. He has a temper as big as his dick. He is sometimes sweet but don't let that hide his dirty mindedness.One of the best friends you will ever have. You'll fall for him quickly but he won't think that he's good enough or he'll be so clueless he'll never pick up on it. Super good looking and caring, very sweet and innocent. The worst heartbreak you'll ever have.He is sweet and considerate to everyone, and is always willing to lend a helping hand.He can always be there for you, and doesn't rely on anyone to deal with his problems. Sweetest guy on earth, makes you happy when you are sad, will hold you in his arms at tough times and when you are cold, funny, smart and out smarts a bunch of people, loving, smiles a lot, super romantic, flirty, can make you smile within a minute(unless you have no soul), great hugger, most honest guy you'll ever meet, and he is totally respectful to women.

girl-why are you crying
crying girl-jacob doesn't like me

by StoneColdFacts November 20, 2023