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Kill me karaoke

At a party or karaoke bar and when the person,is so talentless and you feel like your ears are bleeding;because it's so unbearable.
"Terrible singing at parties,sororities,fraternities and birthday parties".This is a real kill me karaoke moment.
by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018
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kill all niggers

An expression used in a fit of anger when you feel exasperated, having no control of a situation or the people around you. Niggers are worthless so cussing them is an easy way to bow off steam. Just say "Kill all Niggers" to let it all out. You don't have to kill anyone. It's a joke. (at the expense of niggers).
"Damn, I'm running late. I'll never make it to this interview on time. Kill all niggers, will you?

"I'm bored. Let's kill all niggers."
by Third World Sam December 7, 2024
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Kill me

Kill me is a phrase used usually in situations where the user is in a hard place or a tough time. he will usually use this word to tell someone that he hates what is going on and he feels sick, annoyed, frustrated etc.

So for the humorless people that think its a sign he might want to commit dying, it not, its just a way to describe your emotions of such situations.
Dude 1: hey, man we have a test today that's like 30% of our grade
Dude 2: yo, kill me, like why would our teacher to that to us??
teacher: fuck you kid, im here to ruin lives, get rekt ez gg
by Pussydetroyer101 October 22, 2020
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road killed

To get fucked by two men at once. Similar to a train. But this is like, way crazier. One of the men can have a huge dick (one that can reach your large intestine) AIDS, or an elite stroke game. This ménage à trois could (but not guaranteed) ultimately lead in the death of a woman, hence the term "killed". HAPPY FUCKING!!!!
Michael: "Dude I had a crazy night last night!"
Stefan: "Oh shit, what you do?"
Michael: "Me and Khadim fucking road killed some bitch last night!"
Stefan: LIT!!!!
by sdiggy May 17, 2016
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If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.
-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.
by SufferingBoi666 May 3, 2018
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crispy kill

An awesome snipe or wreck in gaming or sports.
I just got such a crispy kill in Halo; he didn't stand a chance against my binary rifle ( Z-750 Special Application Sniper Rifle)
by WordSheep April 8, 2016
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