I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone

Said it from the start that you're gonna break my heart
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
You knew it all the time that the lady wasn't mine
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

What a fool of me makes a mess of love I mean
I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone
She took me by surprise with the lustre in her eyes
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
How could I believe all the things she said to me?
Shook me, abscond forever
Such a heavy loss and that's such a heavy cross
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

Took me to the top, then she went and let me drop
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
Just when I had started, she left me brokenhearted
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

by Death Menace September 16, 2023

I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

i'm awesome and cool and epic

If you say this, it's correct.

"man, i'm awesome and cool and epic"
"true"

by JajooWasTaken May 31, 2024

I'm used to it

The most painful thing someone can say while trying not to cry

Nah bro she didn't mess me up that bad I'm used to it

by Da5.9chummins November 4, 2023

The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.

Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023

I'm an idiot

used when you just fucking hate yourself

Guy 1: "Have you seen my hat?"
Guy 2: "It's on your head..."
Guy 1: "I'm an idiot"

by howtogetusername October 17, 2021

Touch Me I'm Sick

Touch me I'm Sick also known as TMIS, is slang for a feeling usually related to edging with pain or with inflicting pain upon someone whose in great health in hopes to infect him/her.

Hey you, Touch me I'm sick, bet you wont be happy after

by JOJO stir March 17, 2024