penis hair envy

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.

I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...

by delicatetulip September 30, 2012

Salty Hair Net

When a man is getting a BJ and he pulls out and shoots it in a girls hair.

Damn Grant I heard on Topix you gave e gal from The Timeout club a Salty Hair Net. You are the man!!!

by Embermatic September 10, 2013

Retarded Pubic Hair

Pubic hair hat shoots puss when you touch it. It makes the person with it sing bad.

That guy probably has retarded pubic hairs.

by Daddy-to-your-mom-and-dad-to-u March 11, 2019

long-hair-dachshund

smelly fat hairy sausage dog, is a bad breed i do not recommend.

roy has a stinky long-hair-dachshund.

by kirkyyyy January 16, 2021

A horses hair in the wind

A fleeting thought

“Oh shit Bro, idk what I was going to say, just a horses hair in the wind, ya know”

by A Juniper Bug and a Bush May 6, 2021

just-got-fucked hair

this can also be called sex hair.

hey someone got laid, you got sex hair!

by jude-e December 5, 2001

hair across your arse

Introduced by the third Earl of Spender in the early 1900's. If you have a hair across your arse you are in a fould mood about something. AS if something is interfeering with your shit.

You've only got a hair across your arse because I wiped my dick on the curtains!

by Alan Muir May 18, 2006