Person A: yo I have been practicing this new technique called ghost scoping
Person B: it’s called quick scoping you idiot
Person B: it’s called quick scoping you idiot
by CoDBoy6969 October 5, 2018

A song written by Tegan and Sara, but that Jack White plays way better with more kickass guitar and better, less annoying vocals.
by veryirishdude September 16, 2010

by Cheezitz March 23, 2020

A game for homosexuals to play when not using their fursona's. These people typically are gay and will try to convince you otherwise because the game is "good" when it really is shit.
by Vibe420 September 15, 2025

So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.
Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.
I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.
Please make me cum ghost dad!
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.
Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.
I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.
Please make me cum ghost dad!
by Hamborenganymustrdre November 11, 2021

This is the art of flushing ones toilet as soon as boo boo hits the water.This is done so that the person coming into the restroom won't know you stunk up the place.By flushing as Soon as the turds hit the water you smell no lingering funk,it's like you didn't go to the restroom.Hence the term Ghost Flush..
by Mybowelsarebetternow November 29, 2018
