pigs don't fly

A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.

A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.

His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.

James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021

see don't pree

When going out, to not pay close attention to someone you might know. Commonly used on social media.

(Social media post) Going to (place) /see don't pree

by Awkward.internet.teen September 4, 2017

.....ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

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.....ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Don't be a cake

Don't be an idiot,

Don't be a cake today

by The Main " July 14, 2023

Don't call that trash 'junk'!

What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.

I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.

by QuacksO March 2, 2021

Don't be cute

a phrase that means "Don't try to be clever or manipulative, especially in a way that's rude or unpleasant" according to the Cambridge Dictionary. It implies someone is being overly clever or trying to get out of something by being sly, and it's often used when someone is being impertinent or smart-alecky

Don't be cute
Marcus (smirking as he tucks the last slice of pizza into his jacket): Hey, don’t worry—I already paid for it. You can have it tomorrow.

Jenna (raising an eyebrow): Seriously? You’d do that for me?

Marcus (shrugging): Of course.

Jenna (playfully sniffing the air): Mmm, smells good. You really want me to wait until tomorrow?

Marcus (firmly, cutting off her teasing): Don’t be cute—just give me your phone so I can set a reminder to drop it by your place first thing in the morning.

by Babel May 31, 2025

hands up don't shit

When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"

Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT

by LiteralCancer2.0 March 23, 2018