Death Metal Treatment

Any kind of rough treatment. For example, shaking a baby

This guy gave me a wedgie so I gave him the Death Metal Treatment in return.

by YuOfTheNight December 7, 2019

death valley steamer

When a girl shits between your balls

Shelly got excited and plopped a big steamy load, a death valley steamer, poop in the valley of my balls.

by leoger541 May 26, 2015

Death Valley Asswater

Something extremely hot.

Fireball tastes like Death Valley Asswater.

by Trap Master Max June 24, 2016

Russian-Death Mower

When you and your partner get on the front lawn fully naked and get into the wheelbarrow position. You then pull their arms behind their back so their face is dragging on the ground. You then insert your genitalia into their genitalia and proceed to spin around like a Beyblade, giving them grass-burn.

I gave Susan the ol' Russian-Death Mower last night. It made her look like a sexy Grinch.

by CaliforniaPotatoChip September 20, 2019

death by m&ms

when you eat my m&ms and i kill you

Me: where are my mms?

You: oh, I ate them. Sorry.

Me:(shoots you)

Death by m&ms

by Digital street chicken May 28, 2019

Attacking the Death Star

Making a menstruating woman deep-throat your dick so far causing her to vomit. Then, immediately inserting the dick in her anus (using the vomit as lube) for sex, pulling out and then putting your penis in her vagina to continue sex, and finally pulling out your dick now saturated in vomit, shit, and menstrual fluid and inserting it back into the anus for ejaculation and leaving her with an anal creampie with all of the above.

Throwjob + Butt Fuck + Crimson Tide + Anal Creampie in that order = Attacking the Death Star

Bro: "How'd that Tinder date go last night with that thottie?

Friend: "I spent the night attacking the death star and she was all into it.

by xyulie January 22, 2018

Red Stain of Death

Red Stain of Death (Noun) \'red-ˈstān-əv-ˈdeth\

The inevitable stain left by a container, usually the pitcher one brewed red Kool-Aid in, on a counter top or other surface. This often occurs when pouring the drank and some of the liquid runs down the outside of the pitcher. The stain will never come out and and will appear as a red ring. This popular drink comes in packets and boasts a mascot who is a humanized glass pitcher of red Kool-Aid.

Kid 1: My parents are going to kill me!
Kid 2: Why?
Kid 1: I got the Red Stain of Death on the laminate counter top!
Kid 2: Dump the evidence and wash the pitcher!

by Homepage January 10, 2014