boobs

bad bitch boobs

“damn that girl has some big boobs”

by neeksz May 3, 2025

National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.

Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”

by turbowashere March 26, 2022

sledgehammer boob

a boob that is so big that it takes two hands to fondle it.

The actress has sledgehammer boobs, which are her saving grace.

by uttam maharjan May 9, 2010

boob canal

Basically cleavage, its for flat-chested girls, instead of a little area for storing things like the big-boobers, there is just a little canal between boobs.

Douche-canoe 1: I totally licked that girls boob canal last night.
Douche-canoe 2: Aw, that's rad, man!

by IHAVEALOTFFREETIME August 26, 2014

Boobs

Boobs are basically the peak of happiness. Get some dude, you'll feel so much better.

Ways to utilize the boobs: Pillow, calcium, punching bag, stress ball

"Broo, yesterday I laid on Marla's boobs."

by deftonesfan976 March 6, 2023

national bOOb day

The day where boobs must be celebrated! The internet definition date of National Boob Day is August 2.

Hey do you know what day national boob day is?
Yeah I looked it up and it says August 2nd!

by luna is my dog jack is my cat August 4, 2021

National Show me your boobs day

Show me your boobs day is on April 29th

Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!

"Hey ally show me your boobs baby it's national show me your boobs day ;)"

by Kid King Kobra April 29, 2022