A guy friend who you used to have a crush on who you are no longer attracted to, yet he is exactly the kind of person you want to marry.
"I'm not attracted to Jeremy, but I want to marry someone just like him!"
"Anna! He's your David Bishel!"
"Anna! He's your David Bishel!"
by DATPERSONUKNOW May 12, 2014
Get the David Bishelmug. 
by Qwertyman21 November 14, 2023
Get the Davidmug. The verb David-Jiing is defined as the action of yapping, confidently using statistics or personal experiences completely made up, without acknowledging the lack of integrity in those claims.
Derived from MSU 23-24 Congress member David Ji, the professional yapper. Also used in the format of: pulling a David-Ji.
Derived from MSU 23-24 Congress member David Ji, the professional yapper. Also used in the format of: pulling a David-Ji.
"- Dude like 70% of Stanford students are student-athletes, I swear!
- What are you talking about? I just searched it up on Google, it's only about 12% of them that are...
- Oh shit my bad, I was David-Jiing"
- What are you talking about? I just searched it up on Google, it's only about 12% of them that are...
- Oh shit my bad, I was David-Jiing"
by yousef is stopid April 29, 2024
Get the David-Jiingmug. by ladedadidoblah April 16, 2025
Get the Davidmug. 