Newman College

Fucking shit school in Western Australia, If you are a boy, and go to this school, you are either weird, a crackhead, or your a fucking creep. If you are a girl and go to this school, you are either popular, or sexualize anything. if you are anything in between, you are automatically the target of assault.

A: Hey, do you go to Newman College?
B: Yeah?
A: Go fuck yourself

by #1 Glizzy Gobler July 22, 2023

college kids

Broke people. Doesn't matter if they're in college or not.

"Can you buy me this brand new car?"
"No I'm one of those college kids!"
"You must be broke then."

by Hange Zoe is best girl May 6, 2022

college sainte-marcelline

everyones either a fcking homophobe or really gay. no in between. put some basic wannabe white girls who seriously lack any human interaction skills in a place that... smells bad all the time. everyone's unhappy. loosen that chastity belt and get a life bro. some people are solid though. if you find your people its not terrible :/

"oh, college sainte-marcelline! the school next to the mental asylum! i know it!"

by dollypie December 19, 2024

Lurgan College

A shanty school in the shit part of the town, lurgan. It has low effort work, and is a rat's den.

Have you heard about that rubbish school Lurgan College.

by Evan donaldson September 7, 2020

College Fluid

The scuzz and gross gunk at the bottom of a recycling bin, usually consisting of a combination of beer, pretzels, Gatorade and the occasional Cheez-It.

"Ew gross, I dropped the recycle bin and got college fluid all over me!"

by anonymous April 6, 2021

College

What you do when you realize there's nothing good on TV during the day.

I've seen this episode of Maury 3 times and can't even jerk off to this trashy slut anymore, maybe I'll enroll in college.

by doin flips n shit July 28, 2012

St. Johns College Highschool

Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.

Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!

Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.

by jawnster January 23, 2024