Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.
It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.
It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"
Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"
Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"
*Both gross man laughing*
Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"
Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"
*Both gross man laughing*
by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013
Get the The Wailing Wenchmug. look at celery she really is a wench, she moved my gock out of the way to sugg my cock, that's a real Wench.
by James Wantold October 7, 2020
Get the Wenchmug. by Whitelines84 July 11, 2018
Get the Dans wenchmug. 1. A woman that likes to be scattered, smothered, and covered in the Waffle House batter.
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom
I took my girlfriend at 2 in the morning out for breakfast, and she ended up being a Waffle House Wench.
by BeatleBabe007 October 16, 2024
Get the Waffle House Wenchmug. This word is when you want to call the person every bad word , name and insult all at the same time.
This wench is the worst
by The True Jesus Christ December 5, 2021
Get the Wenchmug. Another word for young girl or woman.
It is not a derogatory term. Used in the Black Country of the West Midlands area, UK ( Dudley, Wednesbury, Willenhall etc) However, In Staffordshire, it has a different, derogatory meaning.
It is not a derogatory term. Used in the Black Country of the West Midlands area, UK ( Dudley, Wednesbury, Willenhall etc) However, In Staffordshire, it has a different, derogatory meaning.
by anonymous January 30, 2022
Get the Wenchmug. A fat, pale, mall-gothic, unattractive female usually present at metal concerts, Hot Topic, anime conventions and role-playing seminars. Typically outfitted in those stupid goth chain pants and excessive body odor. Also a name for any fat female.
Whoa that Bog Wench gets 2D6 armor saves when she listens to Nightwish!
My fat neighbor is such a bog wench!
My fat neighbor is such a bog wench!
by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008
Get the bog wenchmug.