burnt weiner

When your penis is rubbed raw, usually from too much masturbation.

"Why isn't Johnny at school today?"
"Oh, he skipped today. He said he had a bad case of the burnt weiner."

by Proboscis February 23, 2009

tiny weiner

patrick marsalek

that is mr tiny weiner

by ur moms mom fart [pickles April 24, 2019

isla weiner

Isla's weiner is medium size with sparkles around it. It is so preppy and kawaii!!!

" Isla's weiner is so preppy!!!"

"I wish my Isla Weiner was as sparkly as hers!!!"

by eliseweiner334 August 14, 2023

Weiner texting

To send pictures of one's genitals via text message or Twitter in the manner of former Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner.

No, my boyfriend was Weiner texting me the whole time.

by collegio production staff June 22, 2011

weiner print

The outline of a male's penis while he is wearing sweatpants

OMG you can totally see his weiner print

by Not a pecker checker March 24, 2018

weiner dogging

Certain dog breeds, weiner dogs included, are unable to stop eating even if they are full. Resulting in becoming ill, and even death.

Eating long past you are full, or knowingly should have stopped; and now feel sick.

"I am weiner dogging so bad, but this food is just too good!"

Friend dragging chip basket out of reach.."Quit weiner dogging you said you were full 5 times already."

by Khappylittletrees November 14, 2018

weiner explosion

When your penis randomly explodes.

Yo, man. I think I have a bad case of weiner explosion coming on.
That sucks dude.

by bill4555 December 01, 2016