weasel-mullet

a shifty cunning lazy little fuck with a bad hairdo.
someone who looks busy and acts busy but in realilty are doing fuck all.

at work johnny weasel-mullet was making out to be busy.
there was a lot of running around but nothing was getting done. the mullet hairdo looked fucked up.

by 2bhuge March 3, 2011

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Butt Weasel

A Homosexual who hangs around wooded Public Areas like Nature Preserves, pretending to be just relaxing and enjoying the scenery, but in reality is trolling for a quick homosexual hookup.

Bruce the Butt Weasel was at the park again, eyeballing some fellow Homos, and trying to get a quick blowjob, when the Rangers spotted him and kicked him out, due to citizen complaints of his obvious trolling for Queers.

by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018

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axing the weasel

Pauly Shore is the lingustic genuis who brought us "axing the weasel." It is a reference to masturbation, a violent form of masturbation. Like Pauly Shore's short-lived film career the phrase doesn't exactly make sense.

When I'm horny and angry at my penis, I pop in "Encino Man" and start axing the weasel.

by CSM April 23, 2005

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Diesel Weasel

When you're sat in a car and the vibrations and bumps in the road give your an erection.

Mate, I've got a full-on Diesel Weasel from that drive.

by AnonymouslyYou August 2, 2018

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douche weasel

1. (n)-Any person who has gone beyond epitomizing the derogatory title of "Douche Bag." These can be found traveling in packs (very seldom will a DW survive without the group) in nearly every major city around the world. Usually marked by too much hair gel, sunglasses after dark, and excessively brightly colored shirts.
2. (n)-Anyone you hate.

Dude, I'm tired of this homework. Shakespeare was such a douche weasel!

by Greg B! November 5, 2007

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