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Tang Weasel

A guy who hangs around bars and attempts to steal other people's girls. He won't do it in front of the guy, but prefers to wait until the guy goes to the restroom or outside to smoke, before he weasels on up and attempts to steal his poon-tang.
This guy Brandon was at the bar being a total tang weasel.
by NTNTENPIN June 4, 2011
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speedy weasel

A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.
Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!

Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel
by robbie bobbie June 5, 2009
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axing the weasel

Pauly Shore is the lingustic genuis who brought us "axing the weasel." It is a reference to masturbation, a violent form of masturbation. Like Pauly Shore's short-lived film career the phrase doesn't exactly make sense.
When I'm horny and angry at my penis, I pop in "Encino Man" and start axing the weasel.
by CSM April 23, 2005
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Diesel Weasel

When you're sat in a car and the vibrations and bumps in the road give your an erection.
Mate, I've got a full-on Diesel Weasel from that drive.
by AnonymouslyYou August 2, 2018
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douche weasel

1. (n)-Any person who has gone beyond epitomizing the derogatory title of "Douche Bag." These can be found traveling in packs (very seldom will a DW survive without the group) in nearly every major city around the world. Usually marked by too much hair gel, sunglasses after dark, and excessively brightly colored shirts.
2. (n)-Anyone you hate.
Dude, I'm tired of this homework. Shakespeare was such a douche weasel!
by Greg B! November 5, 2007
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Tin Weasel

A sneaky, untrustworthy, ugly, imbread looking person
Ed Mckenzie is a fucking tin weasel
by Dr. Frankfoot June 20, 2010
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Pudding Weasel

Cavia Porcellus (aka Guinea Pig).

Named after their similarity to a weasel after eating alot of pudding.
My pudding weasel is ever hungry.
Damn! My pudding weasel pissed the bed...
by Porcy Porcellus July 16, 2010
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