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People Watching

when people with no lives or losers who go out to watch people because they nothing better to do.
P.S. This is my sister
Fred: What did you do last night?
Loser:I went people watching.
Fred: What?
Loser: People watching, its when you go and watch random people.
Fred:you need to get a life.
by Jim Rule December 28, 2005
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whale watching

The act of putting both your hands over your eyes in a circular figure, posing as binoculars, and searching for fat people (the whales).
Dude, let's go whale watching at school tomorrow!
by Tubby Fat Guy September 16, 2009
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watching the wire

1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire

2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".
Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*
by Elburno March 2, 2008
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Clock-watching

You go to sleep, but wake up every hour or two and check the clock, so as not to miss a scheduled event such as: Going to work, Class or a Date.
I went to sleep at 8am and woke up at 10:30, 12:30, 2:30 finally 3:30pm checked the clock every time and went work to do another 12 hour shift. Clock-watching
by Burned out August 26, 2013
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watching the lion king

"Ma~an I gotta piss!"
"There's a bathroom right in school..."
"I skipped, we were watching the lion king."
by Embrace your inner hebrew. October 28, 2007
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People watching with telescopes

To take a dump so large and stinky that only 'People watching with telescopes' would survive.

To be of so little worth to society that only 'People watching with telescopes' might be fooled into thinking you have any value.
Warn the people watching with telescopes to back up, it's on it's way, and it's worst than we thought.

If it wasn't for the people watching with telescopes no one would know how we all died today.

The chair you built was so useless even people watching with telescopes could tell.
by Ir4piDcR4ckp07 December 13, 2012
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Watching Godspell

verb.

Watching Godspell means you are one of two things, or a combo of both.

1. A member of the cast of some production in a tiny town, WAY WAY WAY off Broadway.

2. An extreme Broadway Musical fan. aka-a friggin NERD!
Girl 1: Hey! What part did you get?
Girl 2: I got Gilmer!
Girl 1: Well I guess I know what we'll be doing for the next few weeks...
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: Watching Godspell!
by Esilanna June 26, 2008
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