can't police no underwear

When you are dealing with a total clown, uniformed or not.

"Can't police no underwear!" more specifically, "I am going commando!"

Something you say when somebody is acting like they work for the CIA or some/sh"t.

FBI open up?
- what?
We have heard reports of pigeons in your region?
- what?
Sir I need you to open!
- tf you think this is, CSI Miami!?
- "F"CK you coppers, CAN'T POLICE NO UNDERWEAR!"

Your underground boxing clubs in a America are very safe and cute these days.
But who knows, "can't police no underwear!"

by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 7, 2025

turtle underwear

To be wearing underwear that are very disgusting, often having a horrific odor and be very hard like a turtle's shell.

Adrian - Dude, Bonnaroo was really fun, but sleeping in your car wasn't. I'm wearing turtle underwear.

by SooooAnonymous May 1, 2014

Underwear wizard

A slur for Mormons, in reference to the magic underwear they have on all the time

Why is my neighborhood full of underwear wizard broads who drive 25 in a 35 during rush hour?

by probablyracist399 October 16, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 2, 2025

Underwear Season

The time in which one wears only underwear during the hotter months of the year because they are too lazy or poor to turn on the air conditioner.

"Aren't you going to put on any clothes today?"
"It's too hot. Besides, it's underwear season!"

by one-time-mistake June 21, 2017

Butthole Underwear

To take an old pair of underwear and cut a hole in the back to cum inside when you masturbate.

I'm frustrated at my sibling because they used my butthole underwear.

by whatamidoinghere_bruhhh February 19, 2022

Underwear insurance

Insurance policy that is your big ole panties when trusting a wet farm.

G-string = no underwear insurance

Rolled the dice on wet fart. Glad I had my underwear insurance.

by King_Pickle September 25, 2022