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Twilight

The worst movie I have ever had the misfortune of watching. It's about some retarded girl who moves to this made-up town where this creepy family of faggy vampires live. She and one of the douchbag vampires date or something and then there's this cocksucker wolf boy who is NOT hot at all (but every girl seems to love). It's based on a book that I would never ever read. If you like this movie, you are either:

A) on crack or

B) one of those brainwashed 14 year old girls who I hate
Retarded Twilight Fan: OMGZZZZZ! twilight roxxxzzz!!!
Sensible Person: No, actually it's the worst movie I've ever seen in my life
Retarded Twilight Fan: No wayyyyy! Itzzz like da bestest movie eva!!!!!
Sensible Person: And it doesn't help that the producers found the most disgusting freaky looking actors to be in it
Retarded Twilight Fan: U r gayyy
Sensible Person: No, I believe you are. I don't have time to talk to psychos who are obsessed with horrible movies
by fdsklfjsdklfjdkls April 15, 2010
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Twilight

A series of books about a prepubescent teenager's rock hard abs.



Yep.
"Twilight is for women and homosexuals."
by Not Good February 12, 2009
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Twilighter

noun.

Fans of The Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer.
Not just people who've read the book...
but smile when they see a silver volvo. :)
Twilighter 1: Oh. My. Carlisle. Edward is the sehks.
Twilighter 2: I know right.
by megissocoollike March 31, 2008
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Twilight

One of the dumbest movies made. Twilight Sagas are retarted. Team Edward or Jacob? Neither! Vampires dont sparkle in the light they burn FYI. Edward Lady Gaga Called she wants her body glitter back!
Twilight makes me want to vomit repetidly.
by ZacEfronChick97 August 17, 2010
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Twilighteer

"My sister is a major Twilighteer!"
by bobby_iii December 6, 2009
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Twilight

The worst book ever. The main charachter is a self insert Mary sue, and the love interests are the typical love triangle. Eventually she goes for the Gary stu and the pedowolf is left to fantasize creepily about theIr daughter. Don't read these books or else your brain cell count will be so low that you won't even be able to count to ten once you are done.
Tara: Did you finish reading those weird twilight books?
Dani: Duh... Pickles.
Paige: Yeah, the books killed her brain.
Tara: Not again!
by Meow139 January 24, 2012
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Twilight

Sara was not allowed to read her mothers smutty 99 cent paperback romance novels so she picked up the next best thing, a copy of Twilight.
by Rockpaperscissorsrocks February 23, 2011
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