The worst movie I have ever had the misfortune of watching. It's about some retarded girl who moves to this made-up town where this creepy family of faggy vampires live. She and one of the douchbag vampires date or something and then there's this cocksucker wolf boy who is NOT hot at all (but every girl seems to love). It's based on a book that I would never ever read. If you like this movie, you are either:
A) on crack or
B) one of those brainwashed 14 year old girls who I hate
A) on crack or
B) one of those brainwashed 14 year old girls who I hate
Retarded Twilight Fan: OMGZZZZZ! twilight roxxxzzz!!!
Sensible Person: No, actually it's the worst movie I've ever seen in my life
Retarded Twilight Fan: No wayyyyy! Itzzz like da bestest movie eva!!!!!
Sensible Person: And it doesn't help that the producers found the most disgusting freaky looking actors to be in it
Retarded Twilight Fan: U r gayyy
Sensible Person: No, I believe you are. I don't have time to talk to psychos who are obsessed with horrible movies
Sensible Person: No, actually it's the worst movie I've ever seen in my life
Retarded Twilight Fan: No wayyyyy! Itzzz like da bestest movie eva!!!!!
Sensible Person: And it doesn't help that the producers found the most disgusting freaky looking actors to be in it
Retarded Twilight Fan: U r gayyy
Sensible Person: No, I believe you are. I don't have time to talk to psychos who are obsessed with horrible movies
by fdsklfjsdklfjdkls April 15, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. "Twilight is for women and homosexuals."
by Not Good February 12, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. noun.
Fans of The Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer.
Not just people who've read the book...
but smile when they see a silver volvo. :)
Fans of The Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer.
Not just people who've read the book...
but smile when they see a silver volvo. :)
by megissocoollike March 31, 2008
Get the Twilightermug. One of the dumbest movies made. Twilight Sagas are retarted. Team Edward or Jacob? Neither! Vampires dont sparkle in the light they burn FYI. Edward Lady Gaga Called she wants her body glitter back!
by ZacEfronChick97 August 17, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. The worst book ever. The main charachter is a self insert Mary sue, and the love interests are the typical love triangle. Eventually she goes for the Gary stu and the pedowolf is left to fantasize creepily about theIr daughter. Don't read these books or else your brain cell count will be so low that you won't even be able to count to ten once you are done.
Tara: Did you finish reading those weird twilight books?
Dani: Duh... Pickles.
Paige: Yeah, the books killed her brain.
Tara: Not again!
Dani: Duh... Pickles.
Paige: Yeah, the books killed her brain.
Tara: Not again!
by Meow139 January 24, 2012
Get the Twilightmug. 
1. Horrible book series written by Stephenie Meyer in response to a death threat from oprah winfrey so she can be the leader of a hociety run by middle aged female talk show hosts (see hociety)
2. Book completely unoriginal love story in which a stupid whore falls in love with cr***er vampire doomed to forever be a virgin that turns astonishingly stupid 11- 60 year old girls into whores. (see twilight whore
2. Book completely unoriginal love story in which a stupid whore falls in love with cr***er vampire doomed to forever be a virgin that turns astonishingly stupid 11- 60 year old girls into whores. (see twilight whore
Twilight Whore #1: " OMG THE NEW TWILIGHT BOOK CAME OUT I STAYED IN A TEAM EDWARD TENT OUTSIDE THE STORE FOR A WHOLE WEEK JUST TO GET IT FIRST!!!!"
Twilight Whore #2: " U STUPID BITCH HE'S MINE"
Twilight Whore #2: " U STUPID BITCH HE'S MINE"
by imnotmxicn July 25, 2010
Get the Twilightmug.