When the winner of a sporting event fails to collect their trophy and an overserved frat boy sneaks it out in his pants.
Teresa: the trophy box is empty. Has anyone seen the trophy?
John: nope
Entourage: that’s some grand theft trophy right there.
John: nope
Entourage: that’s some grand theft trophy right there.
by Southpaw Slut May 20, 2023
Get the grand theft trophymug. You: ‘tells great joke’
Friend: lol nice
~later when you 2 are with more people~
Friend: ‘Insert your great joke’
People: lol that’s nice, great joke man
You: >:O
~Later~
You: ‘friend’ just totally stole my joke
Friend 2: yo, that’s thunder theft dude
Friend: lol nice
~later when you 2 are with more people~
Friend: ‘Insert your great joke’
People: lol that’s nice, great joke man
You: >:O
~Later~
You: ‘friend’ just totally stole my joke
Friend 2: yo, that’s thunder theft dude
by Zyfong October 26, 2018
Get the Thunder theftmug. An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."
Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!
by man of many mans December 14, 2023
Get the Anti-theft Bikemug. Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
Get the Self-Checkout Theftmug. when a gamer carries on with the old data or logs onto another gamers account and takes all their items (eg:gold) that they have worked for.
by Tiger🐯queen .stripes February 20, 2018
Get the effort theftmug. When the provider of a service uses the money customers pay to support the service to fund unrelated expenses.
Planet Fitness commits service theft when instead of using black card member fees to properly maintain tanning beds they use it to fund a program that allows children to overcrowd the gym free of charge during peak hours.
by Unique and Anonymous Handle June 14, 2022
Get the Service Theftmug. by Kdjdkdnwhsjs July 8, 2025
Get the Grand theft auto san andreasmug.