The act of abusing the well-known and "automatically accepted" concept of identity theft (whereby a nameless criminal commits a crime and makes it appear that an innocent person did it) by falsely mentioning it to hopefully avert suspicion of criminal involvement --- the accused person does indeed commit one or more crimes himself, but then when questioned by authorities, the culprit claims to merely be an innocent ID-theft victim, and that somebody else must have committed the crimes in his name.
John claims that while he was golfing with his buddies, someone snuck into his car and used his laptop to send smutty e-mail messages. But I know what an "in the gutter" mindset he has, so I suspect that he's just hiding behind reverse identity theft.
by QuacksO November 27, 2016
by mores May 14, 2022
Grand theft auto is game that will make you evil you kill people with car and gun with michal and trebber
Girl: wanna smash
Person: *kills her with car*
Friend: wanna smoke crack
You: no I’m playing grand theft auto five
In grand theft auto five you kill people it is made by Donald trump
Person: *kills her with car*
Friend: wanna smoke crack
You: no I’m playing grand theft auto five
In grand theft auto five you kill people it is made by Donald trump
by Rolbloxoof February 11, 2018
When the winner of a sporting event fails to collect their trophy and an overserved frat boy sneaks it out in his pants.
Teresa: the trophy box is empty. Has anyone seen the trophy?
John: nope
Entourage: that’s some grand theft trophy right there.
John: nope
Entourage: that’s some grand theft trophy right there.
by Southpaw Slut May 21, 2023