by mynameissirens February 15, 2013
Tyler is crust personified. His veins run with pure grain alcohol. I have personally witnessed him eat an entire nutria. Alive. His splotchy red facial hair is for camouflage against predators in his natural habitat of swamps and bayous. When threatened, Tyler will emit an ear piercing screech and burrow into the ground, also known as a fighting hole. The Tyler’s diet consists of wood chips, ethanol and lead paint. A solitary creature, he can be found wandering the woods looking for female deer to molest.
by cappinsalty90 November 11, 2017
A piece of complete and utter shit that should have been aggressively shaken for a solid ten minutes as a baby, curb stomped as a child, and bitch slapped by Muhammad Ali.
by TylerIsATrashCan December 17, 2019
by Sourgum June 11, 2017
by Mymotherismymum May 09, 2018
The Biggest dickhead on the planet. Sometimes Resembles a Girl. Most of the time a Gay Prostitute. Loves booty.
by Softball_Girl12345 October 28, 2018
Tyler is the sweetest most adorable Dork one could ever meet. He has the cutest laugh anybody could ever have and he has the most think long beautiful eyelashes paired with deep blue eyes that you could get lost in. He tends to be the most caring person worrying about others before himself. Tyler can tend to get hurt a lot and even when he does get hurt he will just smile and laugh it off so others don't worry even though they still will. He is very goofy but serious when needed, he loves and stands for his beliefs and won't waver easily. He is a silly lovable goofball that is the best friend you can ever have.
Tyler is the best
by M.C.M. April 19, 2016