jail peasant

every ones bitch

guy1: come here you jail peasant

guy2: ya come

Guy3:ya
guy4:please
jail peasant: fine

by daddybeater65 October 20, 2017

Yesn't Peasant

The ultimate strategy to put peasants back in their place. The culmination and finalized, more refined version of the comeback "no u".

Bob: UR MUM GAE, LOL
Dylan: no u
Bob: yesn't I'nt
Jeff: yesn't thou
Dylan: YESN'T PEASANT

Almost immediately, Jeff and Bob have their lives flash before their eyes, and within an instant of lacerations appearing and corroding skin, wail in terror realizing their mistake before being silenced.

by getwiththetimes July 06, 2019

Peasant Pie

Any piece of toast with jam, jelly or fruit spread.

I'm a bit hungry but there is nothing in the fridge. Guess I'll break out the bread and make some peasant pie.

by PeregrineHardy March 10, 2018

Peasant Chocolate

The chocolate candy leftover from Halloween that nobody wanted.

Would you like to pick some Peasant Chocolate from this bowl? :-)

by Spontaneously funny RN June 11, 2024

charcoal peasant

Biggoted old fashioned term for Black person

I am stupid and racist and call fellow human beings charcoal peasants

by RighteousMitch March 04, 2014